This idea came from my good friend Martell Burleson.

• If you’re getting A’s, you’re abstinent
• If you’re getting B’s, you’re barely getting any
• If you’re getting C’s, you’re getting cutty
• If you’re getting D’s, you’re doing it daily
• If you’re getting F’s, you’re … too much

P.S. Obviously this doesn’t apply across the board, but it’s entertaining nonetheless.